Cunt Fuckula – Welcome back, slut! (Siro488)


artist: Cunt Fuckula
title: Welcome back, Slut!
keywords: Dark Ambient / Noise Ritual / Druggy Downbeat / Etherlike Electronica
cat nmbr: Siro488
format: Mp3 320 kbps
year: 2012
label: Sirona Records (http://www.sirona-records.com)

cunt fuckula opens this album up with a laid back beat that
will lure you deep into his cunt-castle. drowned electronic melodies that are
of a quit dramatic kind are here to stay! When the door locks behind you Cunt
Fuckula sets in a fun, realm of eccentric darkness that is as fearful as it is
beautiful. the industrial feel vs sweet electronic choice of synths are dramatized
by his overwhelming voice. I would imagine this as the perfect collection of
music for a modern horror version of a real cunt fuckula movie. Fuckula continuous
to intrigue with a dramatic piano piece that is (in my ears) telling a true
story of sorrow and pain, except some bright ( is the cunt stoned?) vocals at
the end. After the drama and the Cunt has ended feeling sorry for himself he
throws a nice party in his layer!Throwing all the things around, his sex slaves
playing the electric guitar, synths and drums (while fucking each other) we see
Fuckula running and dancing around his transexualvenusia palace in complete ecstasy!
These fine sexslaves are trained and well skilled to please the Cunt with
awesome uplifting music of darkness!

after all the running around Cunt Fuckuka throws in some
sexy slowmo stoned jungle beat and starts fucking the shit out of these slaves
in a way only the Cunt would have done it. Penetrating nice and slow and
freaking nasty at all times. The unwilling slaves’ holes are getting filled
with genius melodic brilliantness!

After full filthy action Fuckula goes out to climb up the
highest tower where he has kept  a sweet
virgin and observes it through the peep hole. musically it is a sleazy,
sensual, dark and somehow sinister with a cartoonish vibe track, that makes you
want to do dirty things to unwilling foreigners ( well thats just my opinion). After
fantasizing of the beautiful virgin The Cunt Fuckula enters the door and have a
conversation, it seems the girl has fallen for his spell and even though she is
his prisoner she has fallen hopelessly in love. What follows in a track that is
yet again sinister as well as fulfilling in a upbeat kind of way. the virgin
and Fuckula are dancing in a trance with the smell of death up their noses.
Beautifully and content with each other’s company they fill up the room in a
trance that is as  beautiful as it is sad.

In the world of Cunt, Fuckula always get what he wants.

A beautiful enlightning happens deep down this wonderful track that will certainly
entertain the fuck out of the listener. Next to this dark romantic happening it
is time for a little bit of sensible sacrifice as i can hear Cunt Fuckula
wandering around the empty halls of his castle. All the sex slaves and the
beautiful looks of the hypnotized virgin girl still didn’t satisfy him enough.
Nobody loves the Cunt for who he really is and he mumbles to himself while
making plans to find fresh meat to still his unstopable hunger for sex.

This awesome record is as dramatic as it can get in a industrialists
Nintendo kind of spooky way. released for free by the never disappointing
Sirona records , this is a eccentric beauty that is a must have in every self-respected
collector of alternative
electricdramagorishhorrormelodicpoptrashlaydownsexyness!

this release definitely makes your Pussy drip!
http://archive.org/details/siro488CuntFuckula-WelcomeBackSlut

(review by KN)

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