Pollux – Lies Of Your God (None)

Pollux - Lies Of Your God

*BOOM*

Artist: Pollux
Title: Lies Of Your God
Label: Halsteds
Cat#: None
Keywords: Experimental, Ambient, Drone, IDM, Noise
Reviewer: God

God damnit… no, literally. This is God here, and I’m pissed. Who let Satan have control of this website to write a review!? This is abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous.

I swore I wasn’t going to interfere in the realm of mortals again, but this is inexcusable. Ever since Satan listened to those four discs of infernal racket, we’ve had demons and ghouls running around on the streets, blood orgies, hurricanes, property devaluations in nice neighborhoods, rampant blowjobs, people not picking up after themselves, cats refusing to shit in the litter box, global death and destruction. It’s been pandemonium. So now I have to come down here to try and fix this shit.

‘You Will Never Know’ just how much of a pain in the arse it is trying to clean up after Satan’s messes. Let me just roll up my sleeves here, I’m gonna throw some holy ambient drones from out of my fingertips… oh yeah, these are pretty! Can you feel the embrace of Satan on your mortal world lifting away?

The demons are all scared, trying to run away from the ‘Lies Of Your God’. The ambient sounds are light and angelic, sealing evil away from your world. It’s like putting the lid on a can full of crap, or manwhich mix.

I don’t understand this ‘Human Obsession’ with the darkside. When will you learn!?

And to finish up, I’ll just be breaking ‘This Fragile Neck’ of Satan with even more beautiful ambient drones… ka-chya! There. It is finished.

Anyway, if you’d like to listen to a heavenly recreation of what I did after I descended, you may do so at the following link. Just don’t let this happen again!

http://pollux0.bandcamp.com/album/lies-of-your-god

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