Floppy Porn – Floppy Drive


artist: Floppy Porn
title: Floppy Drive
keywords: rock, grunge, garage, porn

Welcome in the zone of floppy porn! On the right we have floppy’s filled with sexy images, on the top shelf the  floppy sensual toys and on the left the more kinky floppy sex drives. If you take the stairs down to the basement you will find tons of used floppy diskettes to sniff and use for your sensual pleasures.

Ah, the music ? Well the Floppy Porn shop only plays the top of the flop kind of sleaze music to enlarge the experience for the horny customer. Our logic choice is the music of a band called Floppy Porn as the way how they play and pronounce the word ‘Floppy’. It simply drives every floppy drive in the wet and sloppy mood!

It’s that kind of rock that comes across as real sexy sleaze, without actually having the need for word censorship. Floppy Porn just compares the action of putting a floppy into a well receiving floppy drive into something that could be compared to a ballad singing about a sausage entering the middle point of a delicious donut. It’s sexy rock music what the customers of the floppy porn zone need and that’s exactly what you get with Floppy Porn the band.

The profits since we integrated this music with the floppy porn zone has simply increased, although we have also a few customers that flashed their own floppies and floppy drives to unsuspected floppy shoppers! It’s all good fun but remember for flashing  flash drives there are other zones to turn too! Floppy porn only on our premisses!
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