If you had been around in the world of sucky craziness you would have noticed a new happening. First this blog was written by fictive figurative characters that didn’t exists, than actual real people started to join in and write about music, and what followed was actually people sending stuff over and demanding their shit to be heard.
More craziness had started to happen as there became people who started to read all this nonsense and now (wonder above wonder) we have a blog with a following just like the pied piper had when playing his flute to get the rats and children in his cave for dirty exploitation. (Mind you: we are not into that shit!)
But as things evolve (even though some of us believe that we are actually devolving) things start to be even more weirder. We all start to get some kind of role, a part to play in this little play of “sucky ness”. Now we have reviewers, readers, spammers, music makers; but the most lovable newest item/phenomenon is the fantastic expansion of a lovable commentator.
She has moved in the comment section and I feel very happy about that as the presence of this commentator is like the best possible thing that ever happened to Yeah I Know It Sucks!(next to Normal Gengerly’s YIKIS T-shirt design, eh?)
Normally I was commentating myself unanimously under a salvo of fake names to spice things up, or it was a friend or an enemy passing by to throw in a compliment or going for a fight about ‘how great Christmas is‘ and of course some misunderstandings with hot headed male feminists..
But now we readers, writers, music makers, lovers and haters should be feeling extremely happy with our one and only:
Yes! Her name is Linda! Linda Pinda (for feestbroek friends…) Linda has moved in recently and squatted the comment section and I think it’s wonderful to feel that this empty place had finally been claimed by such an inspiring person! In fact I’m so happy with Linda’s presence here that I want to do something for her..
**I wanted to review Linda! **
Of course reviewing Linda is a difficult task. First of all she has barricaded the windows and doors of the comment section, sprayed the entrance with colorful anarchists signs and it’s hard to know if Linda makes sounds without the ability to pinch her arm or perhaps step (accidentally) on her toe and find out how, and if she makes a sound or perhaps a musical expression?
She already informed us that when she eats a carrot, that it makes a certain ‘crunch‘ sound and I have a feeling that when Linda pops around from behind the barricaded windows of the comment section (to type a comment), that it probably makes some ‘tick tick’ sounds. (You know the fingers on keyboard-keys, producing letters on a screen ‘tick ticks’?) But in both cases; I can’t be totally sure about these claims!
Meeting up with Linda would be probably a solution for this reviewers dilemma, or perhaps we can arrange some kind of online interview with intergalactic brainwave receivers to send and receive the sound that Linda makes or the music that she produces on the toilet. Maybe we can just dance in cyberspace while munching on crunchy carrots and keep the mystery a mystery as otherwise the mystery wouldn’t be a mystery!
Oh wait! … Did I just receive a sound? Is it the sound of Linda? Ah no, it’s the sound of my brain going in freeze mode. In case if you are curious; it sounds a bit like a frozen pigeon trying to squeak out of its tiny beak. A mix of ‘peep’ and frozen ice crackles..
I think it’s a sign that this review isn’t going to happen at this moment of time. But I have high hopes (do I smell weed?) for the futuristic future! I hope that the sudden spotlight on her new home isn’t going to freak her out; Just want to let Linda know that she is appreciated and very welcome here and that she can stay as long as she wants!
Perhaps even longer!!
Because this didn’t turn out as a real review but still took up glorious space in cyberspace; I thought to take the opportunity to declare “Linda” as the official Yeah I Know It Sucks commentator! My honest congratulations, might our comment section be forever occupied with the love and wit of the carrier of this honorable title!Let us celebrate with a song by another Linda:
Linda, act like it’s your home! No, no forget acting! You own the comment place! It’s official now! 🙂
Lots of respect..
And Linda, if you read this and you are in need to give in to some munchies; than please feel free to pop over at the Yeah I Know It Suck canteen for some free snacks or other catering! … You know what? even if you aren’t Linda, be free to pop over! Hope you all have a lovely day!
oh and here is a link.. just to make this failed attempt of a review, look a bit more as an official review: