Linda

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-_-Linda-_-


If you had been around in the world of sucky craziness you would have noticed a new happening. First this blog was written by fictive figurative characters that didn’t exists, than actual real people started to join in and write about music, and what followed was actually people sending stuff over and demanding their shit to be heard.

More craziness had started to happen as there became people who started to read all this nonsense and now (wonder above wonder) we have a blog with a following just like the pied piper had when playing his flute to get the rats and children in his cave for dirty exploitation. (Mind you: we are not into that shit!)
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But as things evolve (even though some of us believe that we are actually devolving) things start to be even more weirder. We all start to get some kind of role, a part to play in this little play of “sucky ness”. Now we have reviewers, readers, spammers, music makers; but the most lovable newest item/phenomenon is the fantastic expansion of a lovable commentator.

She has moved in the comment section and I feel very happy about that as the presence of this commentator is like the best possible thing that ever happened to Yeah I Know It Sucks!(next to Normal Gengerly’s YIKIS T-shirt design, eh?)

Normally I was commentating myself unanimously under a salvo of fake names to spice things up, or it was a friend or an enemy passing by to throw in a compliment or going for a fight about ‘how great Christmas is‘ and of course some misunderstandings with hot headed male feminists..

But now we readers, writers, music makers, lovers and haters should be feeling extremely happy with our one and only:

-_Linda. -_

Yes! Her name is Linda! Linda Pinda (for feestbroek friends…) Linda has moved in recently and squatted the comment section and I think it’s wonderful to feel that this empty place had finally been claimed by such an inspiring person! In fact I’m so happy with Linda’s presence here that I want to do something for her..

**I wanted to review Linda! **

Of course reviewing Linda is a difficult task. First of all she has barricaded the windows and doors of the comment section, sprayed the entrance with colorful anarchists signs and it’s hard to know if Linda makes sounds without the ability to pinch her arm or perhaps step (accidentally) Β on her toe and find out how, and if she makes a sound or perhaps a musical expression?

She already informed us that when she eats a carrot, that it makes a certain ‘crunch‘ sound and I have a feeling that when Linda pops around from behind the barricaded windows of the comment section (to type a comment), that it probably makes some ‘tick tick’ sounds. (You know the fingers on keyboard-keys, producing letters on a screen ‘tick ticks’?) But in both cases; I can’t be totally sure about these claims!

Meeting up with Linda would be probably a solution for this reviewers dilemma, or perhaps we can arrange some kind of online interview with intergalactic brainwave receivers to send and receive the sound that Linda makes or the music that she produces on the toilet. Maybe we can just dance in cyberspace while munching on crunchy carrots and keep the mystery a mystery as otherwise the mystery wouldn’t be a mystery!

Oh wait! … Did I just receive a sound? Is it the sound of Linda? Ah no, it’s the sound of my brain going in freeze mode. In case if you are curious; it sounds a bit like a frozen pigeon trying to squeak out of its tiny beak. A mix of ‘peep’ and frozen ice crackles..

I think it’s a sign that this review isn’t going to happen at this moment of time. But I have high hopes (do I smell weed?) for the futuristic future! I hope that the sudden spotlight on her new home isn’t going to freak her out; Just want to let Linda know that she is appreciated and very welcome here and that she can stay as long as she wants!
Perhaps even longer!!

Because this didn’t turn out as a real review but still took up glorious space in cyberspace; I thought to take the opportunity to declare “Linda” as the official Yeah I Know It Sucks commentator! My honest congratulations, might our comment section be forever occupied with the love and wit of the carrier of this honorable title!Let us celebrate with a song by another Linda:

Linda, act like it’s your home! No, no forget acting! You own the comment place! It’s official now! πŸ™‚
Lots of respect..
And Linda, if you read this and you are in need to give in to some munchies; than please feel free to pop over at the Yeah I Know It Suck canteen for some free snacks or other catering! … You know what? even if you aren’t Linda, be free to pop over! Hope you all have a lovely day!

oh and here is a link.. just to make this failed attempt of a review, look a bit more as an official review:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_%28name%29

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1 Response to Linda

  1. Linda says:

    …………….

    uh

    …………….

    #^_^#

    uh

    ……. wow!!!! There are not enough smileys to show the smile on my face!!!
    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    A post for me, that is so nice!!!

    I think I’ll let this melt like an ice cube in a glass of coca cola and rum. Oh no, not a good analogy, I always crunch the cubes (Gifgrond has a very good ice cube poison mix but that didn’t work out for me either. Like, the drink is quite pure alcoholic drink and the cubes are made of toxic tonic and you’d have to wait till they melt and it becomes a mix but instead I crunched the ice cubes and got wasted. Intoxicated I mean. Mission accomplished anyway).

    Ok, no this is making me very excited I cannot give a good comment like this. Now I’m excited about this beautiful linda post*) Γ‘nd thinking of gifgrond and especially gifmix.

    Ah so, yes, no, yes, no, yes I am going to keep this smile for very long and explore a bit more yikis for today in search of some nice music to listen. Just not the Linda provided; it’s one of the few musical expressions I cannot stand… I don’t know if it’s the voice, the lack of out-of-the-box singing/thinking, the semi-professional attitude or the dramatic facial expression of someone dedicated to trying to reproduce with technical perfectionism a piece of score music by voice. I know she tries hard and is at the top of her abilities, but to me it is a press-the-stop-button. I’m just not her audience. I hope I won’t be a commenter like that and will do my best to get most of my abilities as a commenter and will be dedicated to try to comment with linguistic perfectionism a piece of commentary on an absurdistic blog by the power of my keyboard.

    Just let me know when you feel the urge to press my stop button, cos I can be quite ignorant and easily just blabber on about this and that and stuff.

    Oh man, I feel like how I felt when I had my first job at V&D and had to be nice to customers and smile a lot. Hours after working time I was still smiling toothpaste commercial smiles till my cheeks ached. (One of my sisters started working there too and had the same situation…..)

    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    *) as linda means beautiful in spanish this is a tautology; you are triggering my linquistic geekiness…. !!

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