Wehrmacht Lombardo – Whore

artist: Wehrmacht Lombardo
Title: Whore
Cat: ORE110
Keywords: HNW
Reviewer: Hank N. Walbrecht

Wehrmacht Lombardo’s whore comes with a little note of what to expect:

Computer generated HNW and more…

Wow, That sounds cool! I mean what does this all mean? Computer generated HNW? Is the computer’s name perhaps Wehrmacht Lombardo? Or is it the name of the owner who gave the computer the command to generate some good old noise? So many questions, so much  potential to find the answers.

The concept of computer generated noise might sound lazy, but next to that it sounds at the same time ‘futuristic’ and actually quite punk as well. Imagine a guitar punk band that instead of playing their guitars let the guitars play themselves.. Pretty punk, he?

But if you think about the case of computer generated HNW; how did this happen? Was it just the case of someone pressing ‘enter’ or did the owner of the computer perhaps wrote a program to generate this Harsh Noise Wall.

Is the HNW indeed standing for this in this case, or might it be standing for something else like: Hot Naked Whore? I don’t want to offend anyone here, but as this release by Wehrmacht Lombardo is called ‘whore’ it might not be all too far off.

Why is it called like that? Was the title perhaps also computer generated? Or is it just a word that looked good on paper, or something that the artist has been associated with? And what about the prospect of more? More computer generative noise, or perhaps free cookies with each and every download?

Listening to it will take away a lot of those questions. This indeed sounds whorish but also hard working and active. It might be generated by a computer but regrettable to say is that the computer did a great job where most humans seem to fail. There is lots of sexual tension involved, so much so that we can hear someone having a faked orgasm which sounds like a perfect match with this computer generated madness. Which is indeed okay to classify as Hot Naked Whore music, and not to be mistaken for the genre of Harsh Noise Wall.

I also suspect that not everything is computer generated, after the epic heavy jazzy electronic punk vibes featuring a proud whore; we are getting presented with some slow and soft ambience. It’s like after all the hard job the computer whore has deserved a well-deserved break and you can just imagine the pair sleeping like a baby. Isn’t it cute?

Slowly but surely the music will change, to give the disappointed Harsh Noise Wall fans what they wanted, but it is done here by the computer in a state of bliss. It isn’t hard or trying to be cool, it’s like a wall of noise to dream away with. Very pretty dream noise that feels good enough to have pretty dreams while it cleans and rinses the body from unwanted customers smells.
Whoever created this record, the computer or its owner certainly did a surprisingly fine job!
https://archive.org/details/Ore110WehrmachtLombardoWhore

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