Vaginal Ass – Too Much Porn

Artist: Vaginal Ass
title: Too Much Porn
cat: AAR0056
keywords: dungeon synth, noisecore, black, electronic, noise, harsh noise,
label: Angry Arnold Records
http://vk.com/angry_arnold_records

While Warp Records puts on a show to launch the newly awaited Aphex Twin album, we inside/outsiders know the real reason of the media hype surrounding this release. It is basically pure distraction from the fact that Warp did not manage to contact and sign the very popular noise artist Vaginal Ass. They have tried it; we know they have been tracing emails and links and even made phone calls among friends, but scouts and private hired spies simply didn’t succeed to find the hiding place of this artist, who rather seems to love to shimmer in the shadowy world of the underground than his work released out in the open by a mayor alternative label of this kind.

This is ‘Vaginal Ass’ its choice and we as fan boys & fan girls should accept it the way it is. For now no ‘Vaginal Ass’ face stuck on other people their bodies, no ‘Vaginal Ass’ printed on a balloon flying over London, no ‘Vaginal Ass’ logo painted on a wall of a radio station and certainly no exclusive 500 dollar special edition life size blowup doll look-a-like of ‘Vaginal Ass’. But to look at it from the positive side we do have the latest ‘Vaginal Ass’ release available for download and it’s free and legal too. A good choice for us penniless fans of this artist, although secretly I hope ‘Vaginal Ass’ might one day turn around and hit the jackpot as it would certainly be great entertainment when Vaginal Ass will be the openings act at the billboard awards.

But before that day will come: we have to cherish the things that our hero Vaginal Ass gives to its fans. And today I’m happy to share this latest release of our favorite artist Vaginal Ass releasing its latest release ‘Too Much Porn’ through the Angry Arnold netlabel. It consists of one single track named ‘A Strong Desire To Masturbate’ which is a title that already should be enough for the die-hard fans of Vaginal Ass to make them too feel their own strong desire to masturbste.

Music wise Vaginal Ass once again proofs itself worthy, going for an exclusive high edgy sound that is been used as the crisper instrument that plays a cute melody without being cute. After the love Vaginal Ass will go and masturbate through the music by rhythmic movements until the unstoppable load of Vaginal Ass comes out under great pressure of pleasurable sound flushes. Vaginal Ass makes sure to get everything out that the artist had collected as the track comes across like little chapters that come out to make little different noisy appearances. From strange machine like broken rambling, to heavy flow of watery noise. Vaginal Ass keeps this work as full of rambling surprises that it is already a blessing to be able not only to download it for free, but also load it in your own mortified ears.
Celebrate and join the fanclub of Vaginal Ass with another instant ‘classic’ over here:
https://archive.org/details/AAR00056
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1 Response to Vaginal Ass – Too Much Porn

  1. retAARd (Vaginal Ass) says:

    Thanks)

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