Bit Laden – PORN-OH-RAMA

artist: Bit Laden
title: PORN-OH-RAMA
keywords: 8-bit, afa, sound machine, bit laden, electronic, bitpop, clasiquelectronique, electroacoustique, Madrid
label: AFA Sound Machine

Bit Laden’s PORN-OH-RAMA is not banal or dirty as it may come across upon first impression, but it’s in contrary an educational and classy journey through the pornographic music world so carefully shafted by this Bit Laden. It feels stupid to write about music that just should be heard, as reading every letter and every word here is in my strongest opinion just a waste of your time; seriously just click that link below and full your holes of pleasure with this finger licking hot release that not only is truly beneficial for youngsters that need to learn a exciting way to learn the alphabet, but is one release that should bring sexual liberation and happiness to all ages! (Mind you: with ‘all’ we do mean 18+ and above and beyond. Don’t get the wrong idea!)

So yes, for the silly ones who are 18 years of age and still don’t know (or have trouble) with your ABC than this is definitely the release you will love and NEED to hear and learn from beginning to end. If you managed to get the hang out of the alphabet and the words that are solidly linked to each letter, you might go for a anal reward. Just drop your pants and place your behind on the largest speakers that you can find and play the track named ‘Tango Anal’ as loud as possible. You’ll notice awesome music that will drill your flubber derrière as if its a piano and a active drummer, teamed up with a classical orchestral leader riding a electric guitar that will be all shoved up your rectum with great care and much love! A thrill piece of well made music that if you play it loud enough with the discussed instructions applied can be heard from the asshole all the way at the back of your ears. What a fine delight and a delicious reward!

For proper upper class material it is recommended to go for a pleasurable time among 18+ friends with music tastes that are into all things of awesomeness. Heavy rattling manic monkey drums, acid induced flutes, wobbling asses, nipples and the whole relearned version of the alphabet can come out of the closet to enjoy this fine gathering of music that kicks us all in our intimated places until we all grand a great moment of satisfaction. I wish it was longer and harder, but who knows what happens if you listen to these sensual pieces of music with a close friend… They might be educated well enough to become actual friends with benefits and bringing all the tools you’ll need to successfully round up your new knowledge and experiences. Get these fine tracks over here:
https://bitladen.bandcamp.com/album/porn-oh-rama-
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