Yeah I Know It Sucks – Floppy Diskette reviews Vol. 1

artists: various
writers: various
title: Yeah I Know It Sucks – Floppy Diskette reviews Vol. 1
format: touchable paper book / kindle
keywords: compilation, floppy reviews, floppy disk, floppy diskette, music, lobit, interviews, articles, floppy stuff
Publisher: SP-AM http://www.sprecordings.com/

We at YIKIS never had a dream to begin this drain of horrible reviews, and we certainly had no intention to publish it as a book. But to piss of the established world of literature, we lowered our shields and objections and teamed up with SP-AM to publish a book. You might have heard about them, these old fashioned items can be found in libraries and even in some homes, they consists of paper with (In this specific case) printed words and pictures on it.
add2It is not just a book; it’s a floppy book. It contains all the YIKIS floppy disk reviews from 2012 to now (and the nearby future!), but also interviews with inspiring floppy people (Sascha Muller, Neil Jennings from Diskette Etikette records, Graham Boosey from Wrieuw records, Andy W. , the mysterious person behind Floppy Kick records) and indeed more floppy fun. It’s pretty much a novelty. And if we weren’t so biased; I would have said that this is pretty much ‘a must have’ for the floppy underground artist, floppy disk fans, floppy fanatics and anyone else who is interested in music released on floppy diskette.

Here is a fair word from our publisher:
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DO NOT BUY THIS UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS! Seriously, just don’t do it. This book is full of poor grammar, highly irregular spelling, and pointless descriptions of terrible music on an outdated medium. If you DO know what this is then OMG do I have the PERFECT book for you! This is the book you have been WISHING to find in your local book store!
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For the record, YIKIS is not going commercial, we will not earn a single penny on this book. It all goes to Babylon company Amazon who prints it in good quality and makes sure it gets delivered to wherever you want them to deliver it too (which is a thing we unreliable idiots couldn’t do in a billion years!) and the coins that will be left will go to the ramen noodles of our publisher (he needs to eat those ramen noodles: badly!) so don’t buy it to support, but do get it because you love to have something passionately insane pressed on paper like this floppy review book. You have to agree, its pretty nuts.

Just the sheer amount of floppy disk artists mentioned in this book will be enough reason to fall of your chair, and secretly we hope that this publication will be a reward for their hard work, and will perhaps stimulate others to use the floppy diskette as their future physical music/media format. Who can resist the cuteness and size limitations of these floppies? Forget the over expensive vinyl, this is the real thing!
Or in this case, it’s a book about the contents on those ‘real things’…
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It took me a while to track down all the names of artists who (without their floppy music) this book would probably be a bit empty. Thank you:

…Quite Simply… Cunt
(O)thers
[GDMHZ80YRZO]
& Others
120% says you’re going to explode
7tn4cc
7inchWave
ЖЕРТВА ТАЛИДОМИДА
Aaiesieux
Abandonment Issues
a beautiful lotus
Akane Hosaka
Alenka
Alessio Giannetto
Alexander Bianco
Alex Spalding
ALIEN LOVE
Anal Discharge
Anastasiy
Ana Venus
Ancient Funeral Cult
Andy W.
Antonio Saccoccio
Aokigahara
Arytnelanuko
Aster
Avs_Silvester
Back To The Fucking Future
Bastard Child
Beira
Bill Gates
bjerga iversen
Body 13
Broads
Brother Android
Brztot’s Throne
Cacti Curator
Caelicus Pugna
Cellophane Orchestra
Chibre
Chochos y Moscas
Computer Suspect
Covolux
Cryovolcano
Dani House
Darin Sullivan
Der Domestizierte Mensch
Dingle
Diode Milliampere
DJ KAOS
Doomettes
Dr. NoiseM
Eduardo Zambrano
Eoforwine
Eraritjaritjaka
EyeRabbit Machine
Eugenio Furrno
Exclamation Point
Fabio Crivellaro
Fabiorosho
Fascist Insect
Fecal Fetal
Feldgrau
Flat Affect
Fm-Ra
Froze.Hatech
Getzel
glacial23
Graffiti Mechanism
Graham Boosey
Grimcrack
Halluciphile
Heirdrain
HLO
HolyKindOf
Høly Vøid
Homewrecker
HUMANS
Hybernation
Ichtyor Tides
Indifferrent Spaces
Irrlicht project
isteronproject
Jason ‘Evil’ Covelli
Jason Rodiquez
Jez PA SPeelman & Adam Hunt
Jospeh Deskolath
Jorge Bernstein
Junk!
k .. k.
Kai Nobuko
kano
Khaotic Molly
Kill A Celebrity
Kisszanto
Lady GaGa
L.C.B
Lezet
Like Junk
Loopool
Lord Slug
Lost Trail
Lure Of The Unknown
MAMAIA_2084
Mann kackt sich in die hose
Mapleview Lounge
Master Toad
Maxime Robin
Max Scordamaglia
McFiredrill
Mhz_
Microbit Project
MIsko Czeskas
Mr.Bull
narowdeep
natomorto
NECROSADIK
Neil Jennings
neocrest
Niek Hilkmann
Ogata Tetsuo
Ogun Oru
O.K. Putrid
Opine Ko$insky
OS125
Otis Fodder
Owlbinos of Northfield
Perpetual Darkness
Peza
Pioggia d’ambra
Planet On THe Prowl
pocketbrain orchestra
Pollux
Porraloka
Pregnant Lloyd
PxNxJx
Омутъ Мора
ReAL.alTEr.Ego
RedSK
Rainbow Valley
raven
Robert Ridley Shackleton
Robotic Joe
Rot Ton Bone
Rust
Sahelanthropus
Salvo
Sascha Muller
Satanatum
Saturn Form Essence
Schaffer
Schnauz
Sendra Bjergen
shhh…
Sightlines
snma
sOuL_sCientiSt
sounddog65
Stefano Balice
Stirner
Subterrestial
Subversive Intentions
Supaypadadá
Sueisntfine
Team Phosphenes
tgpo
Thee Psionic Assembly
The Caring Babies
the pioupioufuckers
thorsten sourißeaux
Tommaso Busatto
Torturing Nurse
Toxic Chicken
Trocomordedor
Trou
Tyrant Flycatcher
Undermindlimb
Veggieman
Venta Protesix
Vlad Shegal
Vulture Shit
Vziel Projet.
WhitchBeam
Witch Cult
Xtematic
XVLGHALOTH
XZVLGHALOTH
Zebra Mu….

….You are all now going down in history, forever remembered and printed on the pages of this ‘Yeah I Know It Sucks: Floppy Diskette reviews Vol. 1’ book. May it serve you well, be a great show case to family and friends, and above all; be proud!

Get a precious copy of the book over at the link at the bottom, or if you are allergic to paper (which sucks!) there is also a digital kindle version… Which will be kind of useless when you are reading the book on the toilet and you ran out of toilet paper.. So uhm better get the paper version over here:

http://www.amazon.com/Yeah-Know-Sucks-Diskette-Reviews/dp/1514361272/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?ie=UTF8&dpID=51By4508F3L&dpPl=1&keywords=shaun%20phelps&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70&qid=1434990754&ref=plSrch&ref_=mp_s_a_1_5&sr=8-5

Thank you for your support, music, and insane mentalism!
Much love,
YIKIS & SP-AM (the noodle eating publisher)

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