b.burroughts / Justin scott gray / the One (family) – ONE TO SUCK, ONE TO FUCK

Artists: b.burroughts / Justin scott gray / the One (family)
title: ONE TO SUCK, ONE TO FUCK
format: vinyl / digital
keywords: experimental, avant-garde, dark ambient, electronic, ambient, industrial, synth, noise
label: Amok Recordings
reviewer: Confusing Fruit Lover

To suck & receive a fuck is something we rarely discuss on this place, because as you know; yeah I know it sucks is a family orientated blog! So we can’t really talk about these things openly.. Well we can but we simply have to be more discrete, and we can do that by replacing the suck and f”ck words by something else. So let’s say to ‘fail’ to get ‘something broken’.. Or no that doesn’t seem to work.. Let’s say to eat a banana in order to get the banana inside of you.. Yeah! That sounds much more family friendly! After all a lot of people like to munch on bananas, and even bananas might like other bananas too.. And otherwise there is always a juicy mango!
1Eating out a mango with your tongue stuck out; everyone got to do what they got to do and love, right? But here within this post we unfortunately have to exclude the mango eating for a bit and focus on the banana. (Next time mango lovers..)
1So some people obviously think one plus one is two, but what if one is already one enough to make the banana pop it’s healthy business? And from what perspective do we see this banana thing anyway over here? I mean we are doing an attempt of a review of this slurp a banana to get a banana concept album.. Is this done from the perspective of the banana owner, or the one who enjoys chomping a banana in the hope to receive one in another place? It’s a fascinating subject really.. Well I think it is..

Eh??

Eh??

I’ve heard some people who like to have banana in their ‘happy zone’ but are not very keen or happy to taste it out first inside their head.. I’ve also heard from people who like the taste of it so much that they could nibble it all day.. Not even caring so much to get something else out of it..

But It’s a strange signal when you hear stories like; the banana looks or taste disgusting, and these complaints aren’t coming from the juicy mango crew either.. It got probably something to do with the hygiene of the banana; perhaps the banana owner was not eating healthy stuff & maybe not enough sun light and sweetness..
1I mean it’s true some bananas stink; a smell of decay and a taste like a sour over date facial creme… It really sucks to encounter such a banana.. And if it’s your first banana ever, you’ll probably have the right to not be very happy (or over the moon) when a other banana wants to present itself in your mouth for taste sampling…
1It’s probably reason to object and an trigger for a automatic gag reflex and puke effect.. Really those bad bananas and their ‘farmers’ or let’s say ‘caretakers’ should be openly shamed, as it gives the banana a undeniable bad reputation..

It shouldn’t stink right? And if the banana is well prepared, received lots of sweetness and happiness through its host; it would be easily a thing you would find on the menu of a posh delicate upper class restaurant. You just imagine a posh person tasting the banana flavor as if it’s a wine from a good year.. Hmm wonderful.. Splendid.. Hmm.. Excellent!
1So conclusion is that either you are lucky with a happy hygienic nice and healthy banana, or your stuck with a less fortunate one.. Either way there is big chance that if the goal is to get that banana inside of you but not through the mouth; this might be a thing to trick the banana into inviting the banana over to the other desired zone. But sometimes it doesn’t go anywhere… so your plan of getting it in another place might fail too.. That sucks right? I mean if that was not your plan.. Maybe it’s good to not be too good at eating the banana.. Or pretend that you aren’t a professional banana eater.., That might trigger the switch from one place to another more easily perhaps..
1Perhaps you shouldn’t be so banana obsessed really.. I mean it isn’t the most important thing in the world.. And mangos are just as important! You know that’s the place where the bananas had came from.. The mango! And sometimes the mangos demand a banana back, or simply demand some special eating attention too..
1So I don’t really know the point of this story, or this attempt to advise banana tip wise.. But to be honest I do feel it’s enough text to pretend that this is a review for an album with a title that triggered all this banana talk. Maybe this album shines more light on this issue, or perhaps it’s enough to play it when you have a banana around and get things sorta going the way that you wanted it to go.. Maybe you don’t even need to suck that banana as the music will suck it enough for you.. Oh wait.. I meant: you don’t need to EAT that banana as the music might EAT it for you…
But perhaps I’ve understood the album title all wrong, as it’s probably not about doing one thing to get another thing.. But probably more seen from a banana owner or mango owner’s perspective, who has two banana friends as ‘friends with specific benefits’. One to eat and another one to pleasure the other side.. So no real reason to do one thing to get another, as the tasks seems to be separated. It’s a deal that might have something to do with polygyny or polyandry.. It’s tremendously interesting really, and so is this album…

In fact all this confusion, mindless talk and fantasies of banana versus banana or mango relationships is all a bit all over the place … Arousing and confusing at the same time.. And this album got something like this too.. It’s confusing, arousing.. Hot! Romantic and sexually charged in a experimental way.. Half electric, half glitched, half human in Heath.. It’s like all the facets of the banana eating and riding has been covered from foreplay, to heavy action, and sweet romantic cuddles & fingerpicking fingering in sweet electronica & straight to the point wild animalistic euphoria of banana hardening drums, big synths and a sound that even without sexual tensions will probably fill (at least two holes of) the listener(s) heads up..
1Just like you would expect; the scenes might become raunchy, noisy, wild and lush.. And then romantically sweet again.. It’s a up and down release, in a natural and diverse & experimental way.. And if I can be honest; it doesn’t matter if you are the one to be eaten, the giver, the eater or the rider.. As this album will probably speak to all sources of this sensual & sexy trio happening that speaks so much to the seedy side of the imagination…

There isn’t really a need to be in Heath, or to like bananas in any way; as it’s music.. So with that out of the way; you can just sit on it and happily ride along on the confusion!
Cuddle up, eat or get eaten and get this diversity album with lots of sensual and sexual tension over here
https://amokrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/one-to-suck-one-to-fuck

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1 Response to b.burroughts / Justin scott gray / the One (family) – ONE TO SUCK, ONE TO FUCK

  1. Reblogged this on *The Portland Teaching Artist CyberZine* and commented:
    i mean the willy b cannot me denied

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