Artist: The Bordellos
title: Prime Minister! Remove Your Pork Sword From The Dead Pig’s Mouth!
keywords: alternative, folk, punk, garage, pop, lo-fi,pig-gate,piggate,pigfuck, piggies, political, post-punk,protest song, psychedelic, St. Helens
reviewer: peter Iglet
You’ll open the piggate and before you know it your computer is infested with pigs and multiple David Camerons..
Apparently the prime minister of the UK has an unusual appetite for ham; instead of eating it he had stuck his pecker in an alleged dead pigs head.
Is this the common stuff the elite do to be able to prosper a career in ‘show business for ugly people’ aka ‘politics’? If fame was what he wanted, then his prayers simply where overheard by another privileged lord who had apparently nothing else to do than writing a non-official autobiography of the dick-in-pig lover.
The question is not so much why anyone puts his meat carrot inside a pig (oh the wonders of initiation), but why the Lord had written this book and opened up this #piggate? Might this be the result of a late nonpayment in a black mail operation, as the unofficial biography writer insists that there is photographic backup to proof these believable but strangely very believable outrageous claims? It is clear that there is truth to it as David Cameron (that’s the prime ministers name) doesn’t deny the pig story of the past.
I’m late in discovering this candy for the English gossip tabloids, but then again perfectly on time to search in your search engine for ‘#piggate’ related images; a wonderful world of pig & prime minister will doom up like glitter, unicorns and rainbows: An online vacation that will make pig lovers sad, but frenemies of the ‘dick in pig lover’ probably very overjoyed.
We can only hope the prime minister will take it like a man by letting a living pig come in his mouth.
Overhelmed by this feast of visual #piggate jokes, I can’t help myself thinking that this will have a musical following; a soundtrack, a song, an album that could give this happening some emotional and artistic value in the audio way. And without me searching for it, Brian from the Bordellos popped up delivering exactly what was needed to make the time of watching #piggate pictures compatible with the perfect tune for it.
The Bordellos deliver it with their ‘Prime Minister! Remove Your Pork Sword From The Dead Pig’s Mouth!’ song, a clear indication that The Bordellos are wanting the piglet for themselves and the pork sword from the prime minister is blocking their way.. Or perhaps they do care about the pig and find it indeed too horrific hat had been happening & this is their fitting song to get their message directly (or indirectly) send out to the ham lover in a humorist, yet determent way.
The Bordellos could be the clearest politicians if they wanted to be, as it can’t be any clearer than ‘Prime Minister! Remove Your Pork Sword From The Dead Pig’s Mouth’..