World Wide Womp

1Sam and the Womp…

you might have heard about them & if by any chance you did not; let me fill you in. Sam and the Womp is a band. They like to Womp.

They are not the only ones that like to womp…

Womp…

It’s for young and old… all ages…

There are perhaps many ways to Womp, but the original Womp is special…
It has nothing to do with agriculture, but something with having gigantic hands pushing towards and away of the face of a Womper in order to pick up bass frequencies that otherwise would have fallen to the ground, but now are lifted up by the participating hands to return to the face.

Womp…

It’s for all kinds of people, even bathing psychopaths

It’s a practice once started in ancient Greece, then it got forgotten for a long time until Sam (from Sam and the Womp) dug it up to make sure no more bass would be lost. Sam (from Sam and the Womp) simply has a thing for efficiency; who wants to waste bass, if it can end up in your face?

Womping…

The action of reintroduction the Womp to the people had a lot of beneficial benefits for its receivers, not only did improve the mental health of people previously unaware of the Womp up to 40 %, also the ozone layer of the earth had decreased heating up from lost bass leftovers, which saved many rain deers and ice bears from melting bananas on the rocks.

Womp…

You don’t need to drink rum to Womp, a tiny can of your favorite soda will do fine:

Most notably the womping participants felt more energetic, more outgoing then people who refrained from Womping. All over the world you could see people split in two; one group of Les miserables, and another one of healthy looking ones who had obviously been Womping out.

Bom bom…

Womping can be done at various speeds…

The song that brought Womping back into the public eye was ‘Bom Bom’. A catchy horn riff, intelligent lyrical contents and of course enough bass to wave in your face before it would hit the ground. In no time the planet was infected, and everywhere people started to recycle the bass in this unique Womping way.

Womping doesnt deal with language barriers…
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Bom… bom…

As you could see among the text of this writing, there are many, many videos of Wompers Womping out on Bom Bom. People from over the entire world came together for a positive moment of mass hysteria -the Womp way’.  Wompers came from al walks of life, situations, surroundings and cultures; all Womping hard so no bass would be a waste.

Womp…

Sometimes Womping doesnt make a lot of sense…

Now there are rumors… Many rumor even… Rumors that the Womp movement is getting a baby; a revival… A little Womp spin-off for all those people that had slide back in to their old school habits & need that bass / horn situation back to feel alive again. I’m talking about a new Womp single; a top secret!  So please do not tell anyone about it, keep this secret for yourself as otherwise it won’t be a secret anymore.

Womp…

To forget what was discussed here, you are invited to tune into ‘Zeppelin’

get yourself ready for when this Womp drops. It’s a great moment to finally go for that ‘enlarge your hands’ operation that you secretly always wanted, but never had the excuse to go for. More info over here:
http://www.samandthewomp.co.uk/

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