DJ Gymswap is a bit like that French Chef from the muppet show without being French. He scoops his ingredients from all over the place (but mostly from the nineties) and chops them all up with his kitchen knives, forks and spoons in his fabulous DJ kitchen. He adds his own flavors of 8bit shit, spices them up with herbal herbs and diet coke; the results are amazing! A-maze-ing!
^Just look at the artwork for ‘Velveteen Rub’ … doesnt it look A-MAZE-ING?
After the chopping, the spicing, the icings on the cakes and deliberately altering the ingredients for this disc jockey’s finer tastes, he adds all his stuff to a mega blender and purifies it all into organic upbeat super juice. He might bake pancakes out of them with a tiny little hole in the middle, for replay on turntables; but as this is the internet: to hell with turntables!
There is simply no need for them as DJ Gymswap’s mixes can be streamed straight from its storage location! Also downloading is an option, but might cost you a dime (or some more!) because you know; DJ’s are expensive! + The use of the finest ingredients for chopping, are of course costly ones!
Forget DJ Triesto, Forget Armanda van Buren, forget Carl Cocks; as DJ Gymswap has it all, and is significantly better!
There are two DJ Gymswap albums out there, one has a fancy pearl necklace to look at,
and the other one stands out because the reworked use of Dutch children propaganda.
So think about a chopped up sentimental mental fest with enough breaks in it, for you not to wish for another to ‘break’ away from these tunes. DJ Gymswap’s mixes can be obtained from the following account: