Forget about that Special K that you do with your friends (or alone) to tranquilize that inner horse of yours; forget about that you put in a bowl of milk with added sweeteners… But make way in your memory for the one and only Hassan K! The only Special K that really matters! It might be just as powerful as that fine Special K that will send you into the deeper depths of lunacy, and might even go well with excessive packs of milk; but there is no recovery process of a few psychotic months! …And no holes in the teeth from additional sweetening! In fact listening to Hassan K might be a case of the most extremist yet safest thing to do!
However if you add dancing to the music of Hassan K it might of course be a different story! But broken bones is a small price to stay up with those massive in your face break-beats, head spinning baselines and most of all acrobatic guitar work! Hassan K did it perhaps in the past (shaking of the earth!), but now in the future he is definitely willing to do it over and over again! This time the ticking time bomb of explosive music is not only downloadable for free, it’s also (dangerously effective!) available on bloody vinyl! (I think I’ve just mentioned everything to be added in the NSA watch list…
But you’ve got to use the right words to warn the readers as Hassan K might blow your brains out! I mean; the music of Hassan K, eh? And yes… Yes… That’s totally fine! But do think of the ones who have to clean up the mess behind you, so act responsible and always have some kind of friend, friends (real or imaginative) at hand when going for the special Hassan K treatment. It is worth it though and even though no hangover or socially personal awkward moments might occur afterwards; it is still the music that will always leave some delightful traces in your mind and bloodstream. It will keep your head buzzing! And yes, I say ‘head’ as in case your ‘mind’ had indeed been blown away, the review still would make sense!
To get that Special Hassan K, it’s best to trust no one… Except Hassan K himself and the figures he deals with, his partners in crime so to speak. The trustworthy partners are this time the loyal Darling DaDa label, Tandori Records & Etienne Disqs; you know the ‘big fish’ in the Special K bizz! Now here is a free doze of this special Hassan K for you to get high and uber excited from: (please except my offer by clicking the following video)…
YES!! YESS!! GOT YA!!! NOW YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SPECIAL HASSAN K K-HOLE!! MUHAHA!! AND YOU WANT MORE!! NO!! YOU NEED MORE!! HAHA!! AND BECAUSE ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY AND YOUR MY SPECIAL FRIEND-OH-BUDDY-OH-PALL I’LL GIVE YOU A BIT MORE… HERE YOU GO BUDDY:: FEEL THAT SPECIAL HASSAN K BUDDY!! FEEL THAT RUSH!! FEEL THAT BUZZ:::::::::::::
YES!! YES!!!! NOW YOU ARE SO FAR IN THE SPECIAL HASSAN K K-HOLE YOU ARE LIKE A MOLE IN A PUT!! YOU NEED MORE TO COME OUT!! YOU SO MUCH NEED IT MORE, YOU WILL BE WILLING TO TRAVEL!! YOU ARE WILLING TO SELL LEMONADE IN THE STREET JUST TO GET SOME MORE SPECIAL HASSAN K!! LIFE WITHOUT HASSAN K IS SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE!! YOU CANNOT EVEN REMEMBER HOW IT WAS, BEFORE YOU TOOK THAT SPECIAL HASSAN K DOSE!! NOW.. NOW LISTEN UP, BUDDY!! YOU JUST TASTED A SAMPLE… A SNIFF OF SPECIAL HASSAN K, BUDDY! BUT THE REAL THING IS ON ITS WAY!! IT WILL BE SPLASHED UPON THE MARKET ON THE 3TH OF FEBRUARI!! IT WILL BE LAUNCHED IN THE AIR AT THE SECRET (DO YOU HEAR ME!?! SEEEECREETTT!!!) HASSAN K LAUNCH PARTY!! AND FROM THERE ON THE FLOW OF SPECIAL HASSAN K ADDICTS WILL BE UNSTOPABLE!! YOU GOT TO BE THERE MY FRIEND!! YOU GOT TO GET THAT STASH OF SPECIAL HASSAN K IN YOUR EARS, MATE!! YOU GOT TO!! SO HERE ARE THE DATES AND PLACES THAT THE DEALS ARE BEING MADE::: PLEASE DON’T TELL THE COPS!!
03.02 Supersonic, Paris (FR) [release party]
04.02 CCL, Lille (FR)
05.02 T’es rock COCO, Angers (FR)
06.02 Les ateliers Prisma, Cherbourg (FR)
11.02 Madame Claude Berlin (DE)
12.02 Bei Koc, Hannovre (DE)
13.02 EXTRAPOOL, Nijmegen (NL)
17.02 Mudd Club, Strasbourg (FR)
18.02 CinéPalace, Courtrai (BE)
20.02 Mezrab, Amsterdam (NL)