Artist: EPIPLOENTEROCELE PUSLIQUID WORMCHUNK
Title: EPIPLOENTEROCELEOGRAPHY 2008-2010
Keywords: THE MASTERS HAVE ARRIVED!
Reviewer: Johan Nederpel
Ladies and Gentleman! Let us of YIKIS present to you the most disgusting, vulgair, vomit inducing album titles of all time! Even better than An*l C*nt! This review is about Dandruff! Smegma! Earwax! Saliva!
Creating a *grahpy is something every respecting artist has to do. These guys are no exception. The are the best is smashing noise/gore/violent trash.
Even the name of this CDr is nonpronouncable. The Gore scene has a new master! 55 tracks cramped in a a mere 20 minutes assualt on your ears. You will be glad you have earwax.
Everything about this release is massive:
- The total of tracks
- The tracks/minute
- The length (or lack) of the tracks
- The length (or lack) of the track names
- The included cover letter
- The package format
- The amount of ‘The’s’ in this list
If you still need to go on vacation, this is the CDr you want to pit in your car’s player when you want the kids to stop yelling for more candy.
So I will keep this review very short and let you experience it for yourselfs.
CONTACT THE MASTER:
or use the addresses in the conviniently enclosed cover letter picture just a couple of sentences above!