Cam – True or False?

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Artist: Cam
Title: True or False?
Keywords: weird, avant garde, electronic, jazz, experimental
label: Skrat Records http://www.skratrecords.com/index.html

Dear reader, because it’s a very strange day and the music over here fits this a great deal, let’s not turn this into a normal review but something more engaging, a work of interaction between you & the music.
We will do a game of ‘True or False’. It’s very simple, you just listen to this album and in the meantime you will read along over here and note down if you think a statement is True or indeed False. Write your answers down and at the end you count how many trues and how many false you have in order to find something out about yourself.

Sounds like fun, right?
(True) or (False)

No, no. This wasn’t the start of it, just an example of how the game works. Now open a tap with the True or False music done by Cam & let the game begin:

1. I enjoy the sound of Clown Bassie crying
(True) or (False)

2.Having thoughts of Venetian Snares in an electronically altered jazz band.
(True) or (False)

3. Webcam is better than a camcorder.
(True) or (False)

4. Ghosts exist.
(True) or (False)

5. Nothing makes me melt more than the sound of a sexy sax
(True) or (False)

6. Music is noise but noise is not music?
(True) or (False)

7. This is groovy
(True) or (False)

8. I enjoy staring at the person in the mirror
(True) or (False)

9. Giving myself compliments is like next level flirting
(True) or (False)

10. I Would do me if I weren’t you?
(True) or (False)

11. Thoughtfully enjoy hearing the sound of my own voice.
(True) or (False)

12. Feedback arrives and will leave out of the front window.
(True) or (False)

13. Recognizing the sound of one of your favorite cartoons is the best thing ever.
(True) or (False)

14. I’m too shy to talk about sex.
(True) or (False)

15. Captain Kirk is overacting as a lead singer in this track.
(True) or (False)

16. Deep bass arouses me.
(True) or (False)

17. I enjoy being screamed at by a stranger.
(True) or (False)

18. Noise is pleasure.
(True) or (False)

19. America land of the free.
(True) or (False)

20. Unexpected lonely guitar strokes at the end of a track is a must.
(True) or (False)

21. Humans landed on the moon.
(True) or (False)

22. I prefer the sound of gibberish parrots above the sound of vinyl scratches.
(True) or (False)

23. being sober and Avant-garde is a no go
(True) or (False)

24. Soup cans are less expensive than a drum-kit but almost sound the same when being drummed upon.
(True) or (False)

25. Snot is like an human hairball without hair
(True) or (False)

26. Classical music is my life.
(True) or (False)

27. Erik Satie is my second name.
(True) or (False)

28. Rock n roll is for tiny teenagers
(True) or (False)

29. Preferring top hats above high-hats.
(True) or (False)

30. Rather stick my head into an apple pie then in an actual oven.
(True) or (False)

31. Kraftwerk are actual robots.
(True) or (False)

32. Ambient music should contain fragments of nature in case the world ends, as we need to know how nature was before we had been wiped out off our existence.
(True) or (False)

33. I enjoy listening to wet Tupperware kisses?
(True) or (False)

34. Startrek is real.
(True) or (False)

35. Spaghetti are Italian worms
(True) or (False)

36. Square Pusher works as a manager in McDonald’s.
(True) or (False)

37. Experimental music doesn’t exist.
(True) or (False)

38. I love Feeling the funk.
(True) or (False)

39. Hearing the sound of a flute excites me tremendously.
(True) or (False)

40. Wedding bells and funeral bells sound the same.
(True) or (False)

41. Chimpanzees are excellent singers.
(True) or (False)

—–
Now let’s count all the times you ticked ‘True’ and ‘False’ and see which one you have the most.

***TRUE***
If you have answered more True than False then you are clearly a person with a personality that is known within this specific game of true & false to choose more ‘true’ then ‘false’ making you a real interesting and unique character. Congratulations you have earned yourself an escape out of herehere.

**FALSE**
If you had chosen more ‘false’ then ‘true’ you are clearly a person that within this game leans more to claiming things are false then that they are true. This makes you a wonderful human being. Here is your reward.

**NEITHER TRUE or FALSE**
If you had neither ‘true’ or ‘false’ or they had been equally chosen then doom might be just around the corner. The only way to change your damnation is by downloading the album at the following link.
http://www.skratrecords.com/true-or-false.html

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