Ah, welcome dear readers. Welcome at this very special episode! As you can see (or not, it doesn’t matter!) we are gathered here today in a local cinema, on a very secret location, especially reserved to launch an exclusive brand new music video from a special kind of celebrity off-spring.
Many have heard of Michael Jackson’s kids, the children of Will Smith and Madonna… While these kids of entertainers, (bless them!) might be living with the best nannies and quality teachers, they will probably be nothing compared to the talented child of nobody less than the infamous David Liebe hart!
Oh yes, there is no shame to burst into a spontaneous enthusiastic standing ovation! Just clap your hands and try to do the same with your feet as this boy is really blessed with talent! …and he is here! Even more reason to clap your feet and hands red!

special occasion – promotional photo of the one and only Chip The Black Boy!
Welcome Chip the Black Boy! Welcome at your own exclusive video clip premiere! Are you excited, or are you used to the attention?
Chip the Black Boy:
I have no emotions, only base impulses.

‘I have no emotions’
I must admit, I’m a bit excited myself. It doesn’t happen every day that we interview on secret cinema location for an exclusive inclusive exclusive interview with the exclusive music video lounge! It’s a big deal! Let’s start the interview by breaking the ice a bit, settling down in our chairs and order some drinks and maybe a snack? What do you like to drink, Chip? Fancy something to munch?
Chip the Black Boy:
Child’s tears.

‘Chip the Black Boy’ (on the left) orders ‘Child’s Tears’ after your interviewer KN (on the right) had asked if he wanted something…
Alex Spalding who apparently grew up watching your father on public access television has offered to play our butler for today, so I’m sure he will deliver whatever we want at this festive event. Alex can you arrange us some drinks? For me a big glass of milk please! and some Child’s tears for our guest of honour!
Chip, some people (especially ladies) find it rude when a person asks for their age. What do you think about that & can you share with us how old / young you are?
Chip the Black Boy:
Human sentiments are not my concern. I am as ancient as the earliest gods, their names now forgotten. I am older than Zircon Crystal, trilobites and protozoa.

a close up of the Black Candles decoration
For the people that don’t know you, you have clearly taken over the music genes from your father. You have a way with words that most rappers would love to have, yet you have it. I think people call it talent, which is a beautiful thing as it isn’t a thing that can be stolen. Although I read that you, yourself had been actually stolen once… Is this true? Which jealous rapper was behind it?
Chip the Black Boy:
My body may be earthly and malleable but my spirit is legion. Many have tried to defeat me but invariably I prevail. You cannot kidnap a god.

Accurate depiction of Chip the Black Boy God
Ah, Alex is back with our drinks. Thank you friend, it’s appreciated. Chip, because it’s your special day & Alex is here… Would you perhaps like him to give you a comfortable neck massage as we continue this exclusive interview?

Alex Spalding ‘the temporary butler’ with milk, popcorn and a glass of child’s tears
Chip the Black Boy:
Touch me and pay with your life, peon.

‘Touch me and pay with your life, peon”

angst sweating peon
How did you actually get into rap? Is it called rap, or hip-hop? I’m so clueless in this genre to be honest… I heard an awesome rap song done by your father; did you grow up with it?
Chip the Black Boy:
My psalms are those of the antediluvian devils. They are timeless and shall not be labeled or grouped with such trivial forms of human time-wasting as “rap music”. Hail Jahbulon!

Chip (from the viewers view seated on the rigt) and KN (from the viewers view seated on the left) as seen from the back in the exclusive cinema: what a sight!
The video that we will exclusively premier today is for one of the songs on your debut album. I’ve heard this album and it blew my mind away. Luckily I still had a bunch of replacement minds; otherwise your interviewer would be just a drooling lifeless blob. When was the last time that your mind was blown, Chip?
Chip the Black Boy:
The mind is an earthly distraction. My soul runneth bloody and ubiquitous, Earth to galaxy MACS0647-JD, Heaven to Hades, throughout time eternal. Do not underestimate my depth.

the answer of Chip the Black Boy made your interviewer KN blow his mind again
My mind was blown by the sheer wordily talent of you; with an original quality you rapidly spit out words in an unorthodox fashion that all fall in place & make perfectly sense in a sharp mental kind of way… How do you write your songs? Do they come to you in a flow; are you writing them all down in the search for perfection?
What is the process?
Chip the Black Boy:
Arcane black majick. Tread carefully, human. Glance into madness and ye shall never return!

glance into the madness…
I was wondering… At the moment, do you live with your family? I’ve seen the house in one of your earlier videos and somehow it comes across as the place a runaway child would live by itself. What is your living arrangement?
Chip the Black Boy:
I do not sleep. I roam endlessly, haunting dark corners and the coldest spaces in between death and dream. The glint of a sharp blade, the whisper in the graveyard, the chill in your spine: this is my home.

Chip the Black Boy (on the left) and your host KN (on the right)
I haven’t grown up on your fathers dominating time on the television, but my friend Alex told me that it was pretty big in the US. Did it make your childhood a bit more difficult, I mean with your talent it’s clear that you have been destined to be a star; but you see how that worked out with Michael Jackson. He was great but always had this thing that his childhood was ripped away from him.. Don’t you think this will happen to you too as a young Chip the Black Boy?
Chip the Black Boy:
I AM GREATER THAN THE SUN AND HORRIBLE IS MY WRATH! LIKE A SOLAR FLARE EXPLOSION MY FURY SHALL ENGULF THEE!
When you go out in public, do you have to dress up, wear some kind of camouflage costume or a disguise? Or you just face the world as you are?
Chip the Black Boy:
This world is to me as a corpse to a necrophile. I am invisible. I am nothing. I am inside of you. I AM YOU.

I AM YOU.
For some reason I imagine you flying around on the back of a black crow… What is your preferred way of transportation?
Chip the Black Boy:
By night I grip the mane of the bat-winged hyena and ride fiercely into the storm, defying the lightning, evaporating aqua as my skin emanates the fires of Gehenna.

Chip the Black Boy by night
Do you get a lot of fan mail?
Chip the Black Boy:
I burn your petty love letters without opening them.

your petty love letters
Are you on tour, or perhaps going around like a black eminem doing rap battles? In other words, where can people see and hear you in real life, if possible?
Chip the Black Boy:
In the pus-frothing gashes of putrefying mongrels in the ditches of New Delhi; in the running mucous of sniveling, terrified infants; in the moment between rage and murder: there you will find me.
Your album… What is the best way for people interested to pick up a copy? Mind you, you should have put a warning sticker on them that minds might possible be blown; not everyone has a stash of fresh replacement-minds at hand…
Chip the Black Boy:
Meet me at midnight on the new moon in the lowest drainage ditch. Or go to http://ArtByLiebeHart.com.

hi!
Ah Chip, I’ve gotten the sign that the next group renting this secret cinema location is expected to arrive in 5 minutes. Meaning that we have to wrap the interview up and start revealing the exclusive music video premier… Can you quickly tell us a bit about it? Who is the Hollywood director that shot the video, and rumors go that it fits the Halloween spirit… Is that true?
Chip the Black Boy:
Stare into the fathoms of this impenetrable photoplay and never return. Join my dark legions, children.

inpenetrable photoplay
Before we all will whiteness the exclusive video premiere at the sane same time, do you have any last words or some kind of shout out to your fans and frenemies?
Chip the Black Boy:
Suffer, humans.

‘suffer, humans.’
Thank you so much for your time and that you could personally be here at this very special exclusive event. Also a big thanks to the readers at home for your interest and being here. Because me and Chip the Black Boy appreciate you being here so much, we give you the honor to launch the exclusive music video! Aren’t you excited?! Quickly press the ‘play’ icon at the following embedded video and give yourself a pat on the back, because you are awesome! Let’s do it!
http://ArtByLiebeHart.com
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Absolutely wild, this. Unironically one of the best hip-hop albums this decade, such a sick article.