Christie Cunt – Here We Ain’t Pretending Shit


Artist: Christie Cunt
Title: Here We Ain’t Pretending Shit
Keywords: electronic christie cunt fade to mind here we ain’t pretending shit night slugs vogue Nashville
Reviewer: Simon Hit

For some odd reason I thought that this release would come with the sounds of annihilation, but it turns out that you can’t even trust your own guts feelings these days. Instead of harsh Noise Christie Cunt’s ‘Here We Ain’t Pretending Shit’ got me by surprise with minimal rhythmic dancing tracks. It all shakes as Christie isn’t being cheap in the use of clapping claps and other swinging shots.

The track named ‘war on the floor’ even hits that level of mainstream that made me feel like I walked into the club where the bouncers always are extremely picky. You have to wear the right shoes, the right shirt or skirt and once you are finally allowed in it’s just a box with boring people all wearing the same clothes (obviously) and a deejay in a corner playing hour long sets in which no difference in the tunes can be discovered. Somehow if they would drop ‘war on the floor’ somewhere in there – I imagine a disappointed person who had been fantasizing for years how that heavily ‘protected / guarded’ club would look from the inside, would pick up the words of this dance track and start a mayhem on the dance floor.

One of the reasons that I had hoped for a session of harsh Noise from Christie Cunt was probably the track titles. Vogueing in the marble lobby’ clearly a title perfect for a harsh Noise wall, ‘Harsh Future’ (the future is now!) and of course HRRRSHW but no, no gruesome loudness and ear shredding materials over here but material ready for use on the dance floor (or what will be left of it after being triggered into a rampage with that war on the floor one…) So yes, pre-tasting music will safe kind readers from making similar mistakes; there is no harsh Noise here, but dance music, people! I guess the knife cuts both ways:
https://christiecunt.bandcamp.com/releases

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