Totally Fucking Gay – The Ballad Of George Takei


Artist: Totally Fucking Gay
Title: The Ballad Of George Takei
Keywords: metal comedy rock electro grindcore homocorepop New York
words by: Christoper Ock

What rhymes on George Takei? Absolutely; Totally Fucking Gay! Coincidence or not, Totally Fucking Gay (the mega band so gay that it would almost turn gay people straight) has been honoring George Takei (Mister Zulu from the classic sexy adventures on the original starship enterprise series) with his very own tune!

I believe it’s a birthday gift, but not sure if it is (I’m not the kind of person who reads the hullabaloo in the press releases)… in any case if it was George his birthday or not; hooray and Happy Birthday George Takei, may your days be joyful and gay! And let this tune done by the handsome Kneepad Nikki (voice, keys, dirty knees)
Super horny Doc Octocock (guitars, keyboards, pristine production and assplay) and of-course milk fan Joe Testículo (lead guitars, penis slide) please you very much!

It’s a really cool gift to have Totally Fucking Gay honoring George Takei in such a honoring cheerful way. In fact this band doing this George Takei song is like a match made in heaven and a weird dream come true. Also the actual lyrics of the song might trigger the imagination of a steamy hot scene between George and the sausage loving band members.

By the way; A friend of mine asked me if ‘Totally Fucking Gay’ was actually gay, hinting that it might be a parody with a plot twist that these guys are actually as straight as an arrow, while donating their entire spare time in bringing, writing, singing and starring in their gay-only tunes & music videos… but even though anything is possible (after all a orange toddler can launch nuclear bombs if it wanted too nowadays) , somehow I think that would be highly unlikely. I would suggest the friend (a straight male with a high interest in lady boys) to meet up with the band and see if he is able to walk afterwards, while coming back from this interesting quest to find out of Totally Fucking Gay is gay or not… somehow I imagine being pierced with lasers set to stun and penetrated with the speed of warp 9!

Anyway, George Takei most definitely is gay & with a great sense of bitchy humor he had conquered the hearts of a entire galaxy. Beaming up closeted gays from their closets by being a nice example of being proud of who you are & that it’s nice to celebrate it! In a way he might be a bit like the male version of Ellen 😂oh my! So in all goodness, both ‘Totally Fucking Gay’ and George Takei have lots in common and with this wonderful typical sexy song it feels as if they made love in public! A provocative act of sexiness, love, honor and celebrity cum! A dream come true!
https://totallyfuckinggay.com/george_takei.html

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