Artist: Charlie & the Lesbians
Title: The Lost Boy
Keywords: garage garagepunk punk fuzzy Eindhoven
Words by: your dealer
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… you want some of it now? No? I respect that… but can I ask you what you would use alternatively to give you they buzz to wake up? What is it that fucks you up on a regular basis? Cause you know this Charlie & the lesbians over here have all to wake you & fuck you up into a mess. It’s better than having breakfast within a rollercoaster… seriously, Charlie & the lesbians will give you those upside down experiences without you having to puke up a piece of toast and costa coffee.
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