Liftmuziek – Psychedelic Elevator Music

Artist: Liftmuziek
Title: Psychedelic Elevator Music
Keywords: alternative ambient Netherlands

Let’s follow the lift boy and explore the floors that this special elevator can take us. Can we check out (first things first?) the first floor please?

Click . The click of a button

Sweep. The sound of doors closing

The lift boy opens the mouth: thank you dear listener for taking this lift ride, floor number one is a excellent choice. On this floor we have cute things, from sugar plum fairies, fluffy pillow rabbits, tropical fish, soft mango juices and the complete ‘hello kitten’ merchandise.

Ah that’s sounds lovely, but hearing this I truly would like to check out the second floor, my friend. Does it has the things that are worth for me to leave this elevator ?

Click . The click of a button

Sweep. The sound of doors closing

The lift boy opens the mouth: well it’s good that you ask dear sightseeing customer, as floor two is much bigger and has a lot to offer. It has the allure of a fine shopping area, squash rooms, willing helpers that will clap their hands to show you our assortment of colorful gloves, you can relax at our many spas, rock out in our music shops in which we have synthesizers and intelligent pop orientated demonstrators operating them. In my humble opinion it is a very exciting floor.

Yes, that sounds great to me, but it does even add more curiosity to what would be hiding on the third floor. Would it be possible to know a bit about that one?

Click . The click of a button

Sweep. The sound of doors closing

The lift boy opens the mouth: ah, yes. The third floor. A large hygienic and cleaning section, minimalistic clothes with pastel colors, but also a strange selection of wobbly excersize machines. You can try them all out, hop on the special designed hover boards and do test drives as your mood gets elevated by a feel good shoppers funk. While you are there, please don’t forget to check out the huge collection of sunglasses and Hawaii-styled shorts!

Well, that sounds lovely. But it does makes me wonder what the fourth floor has to offer?

Click . The click of a button

Sweep. The sound of doors closing

The lift boy opens the mouth: the fourth floor is indeed a interesting one. It differs slightly from the others with a fine selection of silk tissues, and instead of shop employees we have a whole bunch of tropical birds ready at your service. There is also a restaurant that serves mushrooms and cashew nuts, be aware if you are allergic… there is also a nice selection of bottled dreams, and thanks to the great shop design their natural colors would come out very pretty and beautiful. At the end there is a chill out zone with comfortable beds and cozy chairs to sink your body in. Once you sit a whole team of rollerblading flamingos will come out and perform a entertaining show for you.

Gosh, that sounds amazing. But lift-boy, what about the fifth floor?

Click . The click of a button

Sweep. The sound of doors closing

The lift boy opens the mouth: this floor is for the electronic devices, but you can also make your own dolls, or go and visit the circus section in which wax statues stand with funny silly faces. Feel free to pose with them and spread the news of our fabulous department store.

Ah, that sounds very interesting and entertaining indeed. But it makes me even more curious to what the sixth floor has to offer…

Click . The click of a button

Sweep. The sound of doors closing

Fireworks!

https://liftmuziek.bandcamp.com/
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One Response to Liftmuziek – Psychedelic Elevator Music

  1. Linda says:

    5 story building? Bring on the skyscrapers! I can listen to this rhythm-shuffle-bling-blong all day long!! ❤

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