Artists: Jonny Shitbag & The Smokes
Title: You could not have given the slightest of fucks
Keywords: glasgow pop cassette indie lo-fi pop punk punk Toulouse
You could not have given the slightest of fucks by Jonny Shitbag & The Smokes is an album that is true to its title when I intended to pass it on. In fact I wrote a review about it, but than technology said no and made the whole thing disappear from existence. You probably don’t give a toss about this loss, but still it took quite a bit of time to listen to this album and write a notable review about it. If I knew it would have been for nothing I would probably just chosen the option to sleep instead of working on it instead, but hey; life is full of unexpectedness.
Still I didn’t want to completely feel like I’ve listened to the punk pop material by Jonny Shitbag & The Smokes for nothing, so here is a second attempt. Yep, I know there is almost zero interest, but it’s the zero percent that we are doing this site for; so if that’s you: congratulations!
So yes, this album by Jonny Shitbag & The Smokes had been hanging out in the waiting room. Out of boredom I had ripped of a piece of paper and written the artists and the album title on it. Glued it to a dart and threw it to a dartboard to give it some kind of a score. But when I throw the dart it flew out of the window, landing in the neighbour’s’ left butt cheek. He didn’t even seem to register it as there was no sign of pain or a scream… he seemed to have given no flying toss about it…
I hope he would notice the dart and the note attached to it a bit later though, perhaps when he sits down… as I think this album does really fits my neighbor’s style. He is someone who reads the daily mirror and works for the BBC, you see? All signs of a real asshole, waiting to be opened up to shove a lot of new music in. And to be frank, if anything needs to be shoved in, it definitely should be this release as I truly think it would suit him, as just like the energetic music over here, my neighbour doesn’t seem to care much, just minds his own business & is even too obnoxious to get angry about a dart in his bottom. Here is a link, as I can’t throw darts in your behind: