Blue Ray – live laugh love

artist: Blue Ray
title: live laugh love
keywords: Somerville
reviewer: My Assistant

I don’t care what the music insiders normally do, but I will listen to Blue Ray like a ‘normal’ individual, someone who had accidentally stumbled upon this release on Blue Ray’s bandcamp. It’s probably not the professional way, as we might have been send a private backstage pass to download the entire thing? Let me ask my assistant…

Did we get some private backstage pass?

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

no? oh… strange…

anyhow, It had been sent in as a request on the 12th of november 2019, so you might think it had enough time to pop up like a flower… and indeed according to Blue Ray’s info on the bandcamp page it had been officially released on the 14th of november, which is a great lucky number, so close to the 13, but yet not the thirteenth.

Sadly, the normal crowds (and us?) are only given the option to hear one track of the ten tunes available. Is that correct assistant?

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

…yes?

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

Yes, he is shaking his head in the yes form.

Now I can continue this mambo jumbo in peace… or… oh wait… sorry, my assistant wants to say something….

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

Yes? what? oh, really?

Oh, apparently we did got a VIP access to all the ten tracks on this album, not sure if it’s a private kinky link or one to spread around for all the working class people to check out… It’s on soundcloud, maybe you can do a search for ‘Blue Ray” – Live Laugh Love and see if it is coming up or not. Makes you feel a bit like an adventurer, a bit of a tom cruise before he was jumping on Oprah’s sofa; it makes it feel a bit as if you are doing something sneaky and exciting… oh wait… the assistant wants to say something again… what is it assistant?

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

oh, yes; the review. Yeah, well… I’m the boss here, you are the assistant. I make the rules you are just here to help. Don’t get too much star allures in your head, eh? We don’t pay you, so please don’t act as if we do, okay?

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

okay. I don’t know if it is possible to fire unpaid assistants, but in any case: YOU ARE FIRED!

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

yeah, yeah… just mumble at home please.

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

there is the door…. please get out or i’ll have to unleash the evil chihuahuas!

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

(Door slamming)

ah… so, that’s better. Sorry for that. Hope you are okay. Assistants, eh? You can’t live with them and you can’t live without them… Well you can, but you know… just wanting to break the awkwardness with some gibberish wisdom. In any case, the assistant suggested to listen to the provided link on soundcloud and share it with everyone over here… SooooOoooOOOooo that’s not what I’m going to do. I will just listen to that lonely listenable track on bandcamp. I know, really stupid, stuborn and whatnot; but hey, i’m one of the people, one of the simpletons with a slight phobia for soundcloud…

(door opening)

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

yeah, sure… please do take your bags. No problem. We have no use for them anyway…
and please, might I ask you to stay? –Sorry readers at home, the just fired assistant came back in because he forgot his bags & I kinda regret my hasty decision..–

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

Yeah, you are re-hired! Zero cents per hour and no vacation! Lots of experience and good credits for on your C.V.!

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

Welcome back! …Hmm… now that my assistant is back here, maybe me and him can listen together to this single track available for streaming on Blue Ray’s bandcamp account?

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

Yes? Good… let’s rock and roll, babe!

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

(((Blue Ray’s My Assistant plays)))

wowa… I don’t know about you but I think that I think this is a great opportunity for my assistant to write the actual review, after all the track is also called ‘My Assistant”… what a coincidence. I feel that my words can’t really do anything justice anyway… so assistant, dearest… what do you think? What did you think of Blue Ray’s My Assistant song?

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

really? And what about the voice?

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

The guitars?

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

Yes, I totally agree with you. I completely stand behind your opinion assistant… very glad to have you re-hired!

My Assistant: (incoherent mumbling)

Love you too!

https://illegallyblindpresents.bandcamp.com/album/live-laugh-love

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