Surfdisco – Freak On EP

Artist: Surfdisco
title: Freak On EP
keywords: cypress hill electronic surfdisco bass house bouce edit elctro house ep house melbourne bounce remix uk bass ukbass Sydney
reviewer: Willem van O.

Sometimes the times are limited; you just need to ‘get it on’ if you know what I mean. This release over here helps you to ‘get it on’, whether it is your freak, your day or a monstrous strap-on; this EP will stimulate you enough to get it on. And how it does just that? Oh it does it in dancing ways, providing the right danceable bass, beats and sampled vocals to get whatever it is that you wanted ‘on’ gets on…

It simply stimulates to put on whatever you needed to put on; maybe a coat? After all it is getting colder outside and besides with this music playing even your grandma’s itchy sweater seems like a nice thing to be able to put on! Perhaps even (if you want to be safe) make someone (or yourself) slip a condom on; I mean with this tune, nothing becomes awkward and everything sounds respectable to be put on.

Maybe put on a silly hat, perhaps a glow-stick or some weird kind of makeup that glows in the dark; let’s get it on! Still when this plays, (maybe it is just my perverted mind) I can’t stop thinking of that strap-on dildo… It really seems like such a good combination with this music spinning in the background: a monstrous dildo attached to you with some lint; just get it ‘on’ and dance around! No need for penetration, just flash it in danceable sights! Use it as a flashy element to dance with; you will be the queen or king of the night! Let’s hope the dildo is a glow in the dark one! It would be so perfect with this music blasting in the night! It’s almost a reason to go to the sex shop and get one!
https://surfdisco.bandcamp.com/album/freak-on-ep